| I hate waking up at 6AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!! The suns not up and I always have a maximum of 3 hours of sleep! Insane! Now I have one more exam at 4, and another at 8AM tomorrow too. Un-be-lie-va-ble.
4 down, 2 to go. Other than that, I need to eat and to study for the upcoming exam. | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment   |
| Trapped in the Closet [Chapter 1 of 5]
by R. Kelly
Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs
"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Think, think, quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet... | | comments: 11 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Subject: | ROFL | | Time: | 09:23 pm |
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| I wanted to go to the local newspapers website to read an article about the recent issue of womens rights, but ironically got this instead:
Post 176
From: millionaire2000@hotmail.com
Sent : Monday, April 11, 2005 3:53 PM
To : arabtimesnewspaper@hotmail.com
Dear Sir or Madam at Arab Times News Paper : Argoo Nachr Hada Al_Elaan Fi Safhaat Oreedo Zawgah .. Wa Lakoom Mini Khalis Al_choukr.
Looking for a Wife from Lebanon, Syria, Morocco, and Egypt.
Dear My Future Wife :
I'm Looking for a Wife from Lebanon, Syria, Morocco and Egypt. Zakiaton, Mothakafaton, Beautiful, Very White ( Chakraa ) , Kafifaato Al_dill, Tamouhaton, Mokhlisaton, Wafiyaton, Tohebo Al_Akl Al_Arabi !! Single Girl or Woman Age from 23-33 Years Old. Tall between 167-176 S.M. Rachikaton not Fat. Sexy and has a Strong Body for enjoy life Together and have Fun and have a very happy family with Children.
About my self : I'm a Businessman ( Millionaire ) An American Citizen , Min ASL Misri , Atakalamo Al_Arabiaton Wa Al_Engleziaton. Divorced with no Children. White Man , Romansi, Waseem, Mareeh, Kafif Al_Dill , I have Two Houses. Waheed Fi Mazra_Ati 1000 Hektaar. Wa Ohepo Rekoop Al_Kail
( Horses ) Wa Bayti Al_Thani Bi Gewaar Al_Bohairah. Wa Ohepo Sayeed Al_Samak Min Al_Bouhairah by my Motor Boat. Wa Endy Kool Wa_Saeel Al_ Rafaheyati Wa Al_Hayato Al_Asriyato. Wa Abhatho Aan Nisfi Al_Akaar . Fa Haal Takooni Anti Arosati, and my Princes, Wa Habibati, Wa Sadikati, Wa Hayaat Kalbi, Al_Helwah ? Li Tastamtehi Mahy Bi Hayaat La Tahlami Biha Fi America ? I'm Waiting your Answer.
With My Best Wishes,,
Mr. Millionaire
My E-mail is : millionaire2000@hotmail.com
Courtesy of:
http://www.arabtimes.net/men3.htm | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
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| Men doon 'asd ktaab efta7too ktab erfee'y mosh ma3ool,
Hayda kha6ek deghry e3refto maktoob "eb7ebak 3ala6ool",
La7tha kent rfee'y ekhsertoo rawayt a3li kabartoo,
Mesh ghal6aan erfee'y e3thertoo 3an kethbek mano mas'ool!
Kethaby e3reftek kethaby la7tha thaya3tee 7elmi,
That el kha6 eb albi ktaaby maktoob that el kelma,
Sakart ktaab erfee'y o sakart 3alaik el maaathy,
Lama men el kethb etfee'ey ra7 'elak mani faaathy,
Mashghooooooool.. Mashghoooooooool..
Mashghoool, mashghool eb ghayrek mashghoool !!
Lola enty badlek enty wetbadalna bel adwar,
o 'ereety bel sedfa kha6y bektab erfee'a sho sar,
Redy sho sarlek redy, o laysh eskaty o ma7kaytee,
Lentee 3alaya ebta7atadyy o kent ketret mabkaytee,
Ghayartee loon el maryoo'! | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
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You Are 30% Left Brained, 70% Right Brained |
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
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Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male |
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! |
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| To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to forget it and if you don't succeed, at least pretend to.
- Moliere (1622 - 1673)
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undone…The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.
- Lin Yutang, O Magazine, October 2002 | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I don't need to be anything other
Than a prison guard's son
I don't need to be anything other
Than a specialist's son
I don't have to be anything other
Than the birth of two souls in one
Part of where I'm going, is knowing where I'm coming from
I don't want to be
Anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do
Is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I've got to do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
I'm surrounded by liars everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by imposters everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by identity crisis everywhere I turn
Am I the only one who noticed?
I can't be the only one who's learned
I don't want to be
Anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do
Is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I've got to do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
Can I have everyone's attention please?
If you're not like this and that, you're gonna have to leave
I came from the mountain
The crust of creation
My whole situtaion-made from clay to stone
And now I'm telling everybody
I don't want to be
Anything other that what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do
Is think of me and I have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms
Wondering what I've got to do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me
I don't want to be | | comments: Leave a comment |
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence |
You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks.
You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent.
An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer.
Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best.
You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.
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You Are the Reformer |
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You're a responsible person - with a clear sense of right and wrong.
High standards are important to you, and you do everything to meet them.
You are your own worst critic, feeling ashamed if you're not perfect.
You have the highest integrity, and people expect you to be fair.
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| | F | Fragrant | | O | Old | | U | Unusual | | Z | Zonked |
Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
The Ultimate Personality Test
FFS, you're a Skydiver!
Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Skydiver which means you are a Seeker / Golden Your primary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics.
That means you're open minded, extroverted, free-spirited, and independent. Chances are you're pretty liberal. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible.
How do we know all this? How do we know you're a great leader at work? Or that you're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job? How could we have divined that you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others?
Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions — questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance — the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Skydiver.
And that's just scratching the surface. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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